Reasons Joltik is superior

liroxiv:

mewtwo870:

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  • travel size for your convenience
  • does not require pokeball - can fit in your pocket
  • will eat the static electricity off of your body which is useful in the winter
  • got a neighbor you hate? joltik will raise their electric bill sky high for ya
  • it’s 90% fuzzbutt image
  • it doesn’t care how big the opponent is it will defend you with its life image

FUZZBUTT

SQUEE

asriels:

12 people have unfollowed me in the last 5 minutes really if you think john green or benedict cumberbatch deserve to be on times most influential people list more than laverne cox or lupita nyong’o i wish you’d never followed me in the first place

ohhicas:

at least I’m trying even if i don’t wanna ugh

ohhicas:

at least I’m trying even if i don’t wanna ugh

(Source: damianwaynessketchbook)

douchestrider:

lyxdelsic:

"girls dress too revealing now days" says the teenaged boy with his pants pulled down to his knees and muscle shirt so big you can see his nipnops

nipnops

sincereglomp:

themajesticalcuchurumina:

cremebuns:

i cant really even imagine having a penis because vaginas dont really stick out or anything like sometimes i even forget my genitals are there i just forget but like a penis seems so?????? obstructive??? like damn aint ur penis in the way all the time????

this is pobably what guys think about breasts


they think right then because there’s not a damn thing that i do that they don’t obstruct

Did you know the muses in Hercules have names?
Calliope, Thalia
Melpomene, Clio, and Terpsichore. (inspired by x)

(Source: rapunzels-)

jaclcfrost:

they may be a minor character but they are a major character in my heart

why-i-love-comics:

Injustice: Gods Among Us - Chapter 14

written by Tom Taylor

art by Jheremy Raapack

twentyonepivots:

dykestorm:

ohboyafangirl:

We’re discussing scent and pheromones and oh my god

LESBIANS CAN LITERALLY DETECT OTHER LESBIANS BY SENSE OF SMELL AND WILL AUTOMATICALLY PREFER THE SCENT OF OTHER LESBIANS

LIKE THERE IS SCIENTIFIC PROOF OF THIS I LOVE IT I LOVE PHEROMONES

This explains gay-dar. It’s not a sense of just knowing it’s the fact that we can fucking smell each other

eau d’homosexual